CRAZED SEX POODLE AL GORE SHOULD JOIN THE CIRCUS
66AL GORE SAYS CARS ARE BAD, FACTORIES ARE BAD, TALL BUILDINGS ARE BAD, HEATING YOUR HOME IS BAD, USING ELECTRICITY IS BAD, AND THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END.
Can you blame him for being a crazed sex poodle?
What else is he supposed to do?
The world is coming to an end. The weather is changing. One day it's hot, another day it's not. It rains, it snows, it doesn't rain, it doesn't snow. What's a man to do?
If you're Al Gore, multi-millionaire and not much else, you turn into a crazed sex poodle when you're in a room with a woman.
She says she went to his hotel room to give him a massage.
Maybe he thought he was calling a prostitute, but he doesn't want to say that. He's not saying anything.
What he does like to say is that everything we do here in America is bad for the world, and we have to pay for that.
I wonder if he paid for his massage?
In the 3rd world, in Africa, China, South America, the Middle East, large numbers of their populations still live in mud-brick houses or shacks made from scraps of wood and cardboard and tin. The women often cook meagre meals outside over a wood fire. They don't have running water, electricity, or plumbing. And neither the men nor the women have real jobs where they can earn a steady income. They might as well be living in the seventh century, though they actually live in the twenty-first.
But instead of wanting to improve those conditions for millions of people, the Climate Change guru's intention is to keep them in their impoverished lives of want with some Welfare programs.
The crazed sex poodle says we Americans should all pay more for using carbon, whatever that is, but we use a lot of it - and some of what we pay will go to the third world and some will go to him.
Crazed sex poodle has a good scam going. You might call it nothing but hot air.
The very poor of the world subsist on rice and beans and little else. This new Welfare plan will give them a bit more rice and beans.
Sure, America is a land of plenty - because the American people work to raise their standard of living, and up until now we haven't had a government trying to hold us back.
Now the crazed sex poodle and his buds, those Climate Change politicians from all over the world, want Americans to pay more taxes to some United Nations agency, and they'll hand out some Welfare to the 3rd world.
Will anyone be better off with that plan?
You bet your bippy Al Gore the crazed sex poodle and his cohorts will be better off!
Why are 3rd world countries so poor? Because we drive cars and heat our houses?
No.
All you have to do is read the histories of those countries and the reason becomes clear.
In those poor countries, there are only the rich and the poor. The rich rule the countries and they don't want the poor to improve their lives. They want everything for themselves.
Proof?
Some of the poor manage to come to live in America, and they do well here. They are not stupid or lazy. They could have done well in their own countries, if the rulers had allowed it.
Once upon a time, before America declared independence from England, there was nowhere in the world where people were free to better their lot in life.
Imagine the world just a few hundred years ago. Kings and their courts and peasants in the countryside. That's the 3rd world of today.
Those people in the 3rd world, men, women, and children, don't need a Welfare handout. They need the chance to better their lives.
Consider that for all of our lives various charities have been collecting millions of dollars every year for the poor people in those countries.
Have you ever thought, 'If all of the money the American people have donated really went to help those poor, there'd be no more poor in the world'.
Or, in other words, what good has all of the charity we've given done for the poor?
Wouldn't they rather have a job or their own small business, and be able to buy the food they want?
And why haven't the governments of those countries provided basic needs, such as running water and sewers?
Friends have told me that in the Middle East and Africa you know you're near a town or village before you see it because you smell it. Open sewers.
Why isn't there electricity in much of Africa? Think about that. How long has America been electrified? How did it come about?
There will always be rich and there will always be poor, and no amount of charity will change that.
What the 3rd world needs is a middle class, and that's what they don't have. There's too much corruption in their governments. And the ruling class is afraid of their citizens. They don't want an educated, well-fed middle class to question their policies.
Climate Change is about redistributing America's wealth to the 3rd world, where the rich of those countries will keep it for themselves.
Maybe Al Gore the crazed sex poodle and some of his political buds ought to join the circus. They can wear little tutus and jump through hoops. And leave the rest of us alone.
The proposals of the Climate Change politicians will not make anyone's life better than it is today. IT'S NOT MEANT TO. IT'S PURPOSE IS TO MAKE THE RICH RICHER. LOOK AT WHO'S IN LINE TO MAKE MILLIONS OF DOLLARS. AL GORE THE CRAZED SEX POODLE!!!
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garynew 22 months ago
I hate it when the truth (well, according to the accuser) is funnier than my satire! good hub!